PSU vs. OSU nonsense

Tale of the tape- A quick breakdown of the school and their relative strengths in a heah-to-head. PSU answers are first because they won the coin-toss.


School

• The Pennsylvania State University
• The Ohio State University

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If brevity is your thing

• Penn State
• Ohio State

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If it isn't

• Penn State
• THE......OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY

advantage: PSU

Mascot

• Brutus Buckeye
• The Nittany lion

advantage: PSU

What the hell is....?

• A Nittany Lion
• A Buckeye?

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Stadium capacity

• 107,282 (110,753 record)
• 101,569

advantage: PSU

Can count on them to beat....

• Anyone but Michigan
• Anyone including Michigan

big advantage: OSU

Coaching Fashion Statement

• Rolled up pants and black shoes. Coke-bottle glasses. Old-school Moxie.
• Sweater Vests

advantage: PSU. Sweater vests are never a fashion statement

Tailgating environment

• In the cow pastures as far as one can stagger.
• Local Hotel

advantage: PSU

Tailgating Hazard

• Bags of urine, Eagles and Steelers fans, lack of port-o-johns.
• OSU fans, Columbus

advantage: OSU. Are you kidding me?

Annoying accent

• Yins. Yuhns. Stillers. Iggles.
• Midwestern Drawl

advantage: OSU. nothing in the first answer is even a word.

Good looking (female) cheerleaders

• Not historically
• Yup

advantage: OSU by a nose

Football player grad rate

• Extremely high
• Extremely low

advantage: PSU

Football player draft value

• Extremely low
• Extremely High

advantage: OSU

Recent linebackers of note

• Poz, Connor, Shaw, Lee
• Laurinitis, Hawk

advantage: PSU. Hawk DQ'd for marrying Brady Quinn's sister

Results:

Looks like PSU 7-5! Huzzah!