It's been awhile, and the NFL has more than amply provided the flimsy premice to issue the Seal of Akbar!
This week's award goes to the New England Patriots, in their upcoming "effort" against the Jets. I suppose this doesn't really work because that would mean that the Pats are the Rebel Alliance, and we should be rooting against them. Why? Because FUCK THEM, that's why.
Still, the Seal of Akbar is the balls.