Figure 1-1:"Although, the weapon systems on this Death Star are not yet operational..." Somebody over at intel just got his ass fired.
Three stinking games left.
Given that this is the last multigame weekend of football for a very long time, this will have to be the last week of the award. Which is sad, really, because I consider handing the award out as the only facet of my blog that actually contributes, in its own demented way. So know that in honor of it's last awarding, i am writing this in my underwear, reeking of Dan's Cafe.
So two games left. Who to pick? I could opt for giving the award to Green Bay, which would give them a historical two-week run. Plus, that would mean that the Giants would win. No such luck here, bub.
So the award gets issued to New England. Why? Fuck, I don't know. Make up your own rationale. How about we both agree that we hate all New England teams and their douchilicious fans, led by cunthat Bill Simmons.
Because of Simmons and his self-felating tripe, I now cannot stand any professional sports team out of that area. Fuck. Them.