PSU 35 ILL 17

I was there.

And here are my friends:

Pictured PSU fans (top row, from left to right): Mikey, Zac, Brian, and Kevin.

Pictured PSU fans (bottom row, from left to right): Darren, Richard, Adam, Sameena

Also, a second screenshot:

That's Mike, my roommate on the far right side of the picture.

AND THEY'RE ALL FRIENDS OF MINE, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM, NO BETTER AND NO WORSE.

...And we'll probably end up down there together when it's all over. And that's why we say: B-bay-b-bay-b-bay-b-bay-bay-ba-baby...

Christ, what a trip. 35 hours of total driving, many of which were spent in the RV playing craps and drinking.

This week, PSU is off. Well, for all intents and purposes, they are.

PSU "B" Team: 45

EIU: 6

God, I'm still hurting from last weekend. Hangovers tend to linger as one ages, but this one is ridiculous.

....Wha' happen'd?

O God. So hungover. Feels like I'm in the " just woke up in the mothership" scene in Fire in the Sky....

What day is it? Thursday? ARE YOU F$%KING KIDDING ME?

Last I remember, PSU was up by 10 on Saturday night. Iowa was reeling under the awesome might of the White Out and my drunken mind-bullets. A victory was assured.

So, like, we won right?......Right? What?

/stares blankly
/eyes dilate

/eyes cross

/shakes head

/opens bottle of Old Granddad

/turns on The Cure

F$%k it. I'm going to Illinois this weekend. Let the blackouts ensue.

Now if I can find a soap that washes away failure and laundry marker, I'll be set.

It's not Friday

...but it's never too late to issue the seal of Akbar.

Figure 1-1:"Although, the weapon systems on this Death Star are not yet operational..." Somebody over at intel just got his ass fired.

Three stinking games left.

Given that this is the last multigame weekend of football for a very long time, this will have to be the last week of the award. Which is sad, really, because I consider handing the award out as the only facet of my blog that actually contributes, in its own demented way. So know that in honor of it's last awarding, i am writing this in my underwear, reeking of Dan's Cafe.

So two games left. Who to pick? I could opt for giving the award to Green Bay, which would give them a historical two-week run. Plus, that would mean that the Giants would win. No such luck here, bub.

So the award gets issued to New England. Why? Fuck, I don't know. Make up your own rationale. How about we both agree that we hate all New England teams and their douchilicious fans, led by cunthat Bill Simmons.

Because of Simmons and his self-felating tripe, I now cannot stand any professional sports team out of that area. Fuck. Them.