I have no idea what's wrong here. Conspiracy theorists say we are waiting for the B10 schedule to start, and then the Lions unleash the Kraken. I say nuts to that. It's Akron and Syracuse. We should be torching these guys. Unless, of course, by "Kraken", one means "Navarro Bowman".
Then again, the rational side of me says that on every running down, Akron and Syracuse were putting 6 on the line to clog the middle. This seems more plausible, and would explain why Clarke can hit his receivers with ease. I'd like to think it's because Clark is proficient at his job.
Nevertheless, the game balls go to:
- Zug and Moye. Hands like Velcro. Gonna get Clark paid next year.
- Sean Lee. No explanation necessary.
- Jeremy Boone. Boomin' punts at 50 yds/per.
So for the third scrimmage, these chumps come to town. They're not that good. They have this weird tendency to lose games on the last play. They are from the badlands in Philadelphia. Only one fish comes to mind:
Noted parallels include:
- Early in their life cycle, they look normal. As they progress, their one eye migrates, and the result is that ugly bastard above. Just like a Temple game. Starts off alright, and then, well, the above is an appropriate metaphor.
- A flounder is also known as a "Fluke". See above noted Temple game endings.
- At this point in evolution, the flounder isn't really that ferocious of a predator. Either is Temple, but they have potential.
- Are found inland. So is Temple.
- Only defense is to blend in. If they fail, they die. Have you ever been to Temple's campus? At night?
- Easy to catch. And throw a bunch of crabs on top just to see what happens. Just like Bill Cosby. End analogy.
Really, at this point, I have confidence in every facet of the PSU game, except for the above noted deficiency. If PSU can break 150 yds on the ground, I will have considered it a step in the right direction.
Part of me screaming "BOISE AT FRESNO BOISE AT FRESNO". Nah, even though I don't like Boise too much. Cal at Minnesota? No, but kudos for the good OOC scheduling. Let's go for USC at Washington. Why? USC always has one bad loss per season, and it usually is on the road. They are a little dinged from OSU. So screw them.